recoveringfromanattackofoptimism:

surimistick:

surimistick:

im watching a reality show about two naked strangers survivingn on a beach and from day one the man got sunburned and laid down complaining for the rest ofthe week and the woman built shelter and tools and took care of his burns and basically got shit done while he sat in te shadow

he got better and he dug a well until he found water, she warned him not to drink it without finding a way to boil it first, he ignored her and got diarrhea

this is how our species fucking survived ya know

(via never-bother-me)

my anaconda 🐍don't💁🙅 my anaconda🐍 don't🙅💁 want none unless u got buns🍞 Hun boy toy👦👅💏💦 named bush did 9/11✈️🏢🗽😱 used to live in Detroit 🏬🏫🏡

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

renloras:

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

ITS BACK

(via annalislieknope)

(Source: nouisaf, via pouting)

joetromen:

joetromen:

sometimes i see a photo of fall out boy and i question why it was taken

(via calms)